I HATE ROACHES!!!

I like to think of myself as someone who values caring for the environment and believes we are responsible for the upkeep of the planet and animals. So much so, that I have eliminated the practice of indiscriminately stepping on bugs just because I can. I believe they have a right to life as long as they are outside my home. So, as I sit at my computer to check my mail, I hear something plop onto a pile of papers to my left. Upon closer inspection, it is a treacherous ROACH!!! My heart starts beating fast, my breath is shallow, I hold in a cry of disgust because my sweet little girl is asleep in the adjoining room. I run to ask my knight in shining armor to rescue me from this frightening dragon. To prepare him, I suggest a large shoe. As he evaluates the situation, he decides heavier artillery is needed. He decides bug spray is the weapon of choice. So my knight rescues me and none too soon. As for my ecological concerns, he was on my turf, and I'm bigger and stronger (or at least my husband is). Let this be a warning to any disgusting, dreadful roach that dare enter my abode. No life will be spared!